Everything you already knew about Candy Crush

Well to start off today I am to educate you all on something I know a lot about

Which isn't a lot

I like to pretend I know a lot about everything

But let's face it

I'm just really good at acting

Maybe I should pursue that as a career...

Ehhhh

So I'm here to tell you all about this little game on my phone

It's what I like to call the game from hell

Or as others would call it.. Candy Crush

And although I am not that far in the game, I like to think I am awesome at it

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Yes, yes I am

I started playing this little gem of a game before most people did

Yeah, I'm a hipster like that

And then I got stuck on level 35

And got mad

And deleted it

Then I met my boyfriend

Who is also addicted

(I like to tell him I'm taking him to rehab for it)

And so I got sucked back in

And I cannot stop playing it

See you have these little candy's you have to match

Three in a row .. or four .. or five

And then they disappear

And you have objectives

Like get the fruits and nuts to the bottom

Or clear jellys

Or get a certain amount of points in time

Easy right?

Wrong

Now I am stuck on level 98

My favorite part about the game is getting the donuts

Or what I like to call disco balls

You get them when you line up five candys

And when you put them together with a lined candy (that you get by lining up four)

They make all that same kind of candy turn into lines

And poof you have probably won that level

But then you swipe a candy thinking it will go one way

And it goes the other

And then you lose the level

Because your fingers are too big for the screen

Ughhh that part drives me crazy

Ps that cake up there?

Yeah I'll be making that for the boyfriends birthday

First world problems .. I swear

Anyways, now that you know everything you want to about Candy Crush

Not that you didn't already know all of that

Because everyone and their dog plays this game

So get on Facebook and send me lives peopleeee!

... I really need a life