This might be TMI

But I'm going to write it anyways

Because this is my little place on the world wide web

And I feel like talking about this problem

Every girl has it

So what's the big deal right?

Can I just point out that I don't get why we have to have these

Like thank you for killing me for being responsible and NOT getting pregnant

 And that little box above?

Yeah some say it's heaven for cramps

But wrong, it does nothing

At least not for me

Instead I lay around complaining like a big baby because my cramps kill me

Seriously though

My cramps start two days before and last the entire time

And yes, I am a big baby

So yes, I may be exaggerating 

Or they might not be as bad as I think

But they are the WORST

I dread this time of the month

I can't even begin to tell you how dreaded this time of the month is

Because yes, I am a big baby

And do not even get me started on food

I pig out like the week before

I eat everything in sight

The other night I sat and watched 27 Dresses

And ate a big bowl of cereal

A big bowl of ice cream

Some brownies

And some popcorn

In less than 2 hours

Uhhhh

 This is how I feel right now

Can't even move

I just want to be in bed

And everything bugs me

Or upsets me 

Or pisses me off

Like everything

Some girl looks at me and I'm like "um did she really just look at me like that"

My boss asks me to do my job and I'm like "um I'm on Pinterest right now back off"

(Not really)

I have a paper due in my English class and I'm like "um not writing it, I want to curl up in bed and eat reeses"

But really, everything pisses me off

And this is what reallyyyyy pisses me off

When a guy says "cramps aren't that bad"

SHUT UP

Let's see you go through this once a month for four days at a time

You couldn't so just be nice and bring me flowers and chocolate and maybe go out and get some tampons too
 So there you have it
My feelings today
Thank you and goodnight