Let's Talk....

About how my entire life is one big embarrassing moment

Like the fact that as I sit here and type this I am wearing black sweat pants

So what, right?

Yeah well I also have liquid glue stains all over them right now as well....

What my pants actually look like right at this second...

Or let's talk about the a night a few weeks ago

The new boy that I told you about here just so happened to be at my house

Well we went out for ice cream and I payed

When we got back he wanted to pay me back...

I said no..

He didn't listen and put money in my hand

So when he walked me to my front door I thought I would be sneaky

I took off across the front yard like a bolt of lightning

I thought I was going to make it to his truck to put the money in there when all of a sudden...

BAM

I hit the ground

I didn't trip over anything

I just fell ... flat on my face... or my shins because they both have huge bruises now

Or let's talk about how the other night at my friends we were all talking about something

And someone goes "Yeah Becca (talking about me) said this the other day"
And I yell "Yeah Becca said that!"

Um... what?

Want another one?
You know you are an alcoholic (not really, but whatev) when you get auto-corrected once and the person you are texting automatically sends back "are you drunk?"

Either I am a really good texter or I am just drunk toooooo much

I'm sure there are more moments for me to tell you about

But that would be embarrassing...