Why not fill you in on some uncomfortableness

It is now day 3 of the Everyday in May challenge

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Today I am to tell you about all things that make me uncomfortable

And there are a lot

For example:

I get highly uncomfortable when someone singles me out

Such as a professor

I had one do this in front of the class one time

I had missed the class before

So the next class he goes "Oh Becca, glad you decided to join us again"

Ass

 Another uncomfortable situation?

When I have pit stains for the first and only time in my entire life

The day of my cousins wedding

Where over 500 people are attending

Yeah I just pointed that out to you all

I also hate riding in elevators with people

Like do I talk to them

Or look at them
Or just look at the ground

Or my phone?

Gahhh what do I do?!

Or when I walk past someone I use to know

Do I look at them and say hi

Do I look down at the ground awkwardly?
Or once again pull out my phone and act like I'm doing something on it?

You know what else makes me uncomfortable for some reason?

Seeing people embarrass themselves

Like I get so embarrassed for them

Take for example all of those singing/talent shows on tv

I get embarrassed for all the bad people on there

Yeah, don't ask
You know what else makes me uncomfortable?
When the Cubs are ahead of the Cardinals in the standings

Thank god that only lasted like a day

This picture of my parents makes me uncomfortable

And we will now find out if my mom actually reads this here blog of mine

Because she will not like that I put this up

Boom

Also, looking at old pictures of myself makes me uncomfortable

I wonder if anyone else is embarrassed by just looking at my pictures

That is why some of them 90% are hidden

Like this one

Why was this picture taken?

And then why did I think it was a good idea to put it on Facebook?
Why do I think it's a good idea to put it on here now?
Because I love uncomfortable situations
Take for example this post right here

Or this one

Yeah my life is one embarrassing/uncomfortable moment

Once again, an embarrassing story

Hi

It's been awhile

I've missed all of you

School has just started out crazy

I mean, I even had homework BEFORE classes started

What the hell is that!? 

Anyways, I recently told you about how my life is one big embarrassing moment

And it just continues to be that way

Every. Single. Day.

So let me just tell you this little story of embarrassment

So I'm at my usual Friday night spot and as the night is ending these two boys come up to my friend and I

They buy us a few drinks and we exchange numbers, the norm right?

Well then the next day said boy texts me and we chat for awhile

Then he adds me to Facebook, because it's the cool thing to do these days

It also makes creeping that much easier

Then said boy doesn't text me for a few days, which is fine since I barely know him

But I was on a dinner date with my friend Nikki

 And I started to tell her about him

So of course we creep him on Facebook

Well, while creeping him I get a text from said boy that says "Stalking me huh? haha"

Umm WHATTTTTT?!

Instant freak out mode ensued

So we go back through his profile pictures we had been looking at

And low and behold, I had accidentally liked one of his super old profile pictures

Yeah, that happened

 But just wait, it gets better

Then the next day I am telling my sister the story

A few hours later my news feed tells me she had added him as a friend

Ummmmmmm.......

And when I asked her why she did it her response was "I don't know"

Needless to say this said boy has NOT contacted me since

My face upon learning my sister had added him.. attractive, I know

And there you have it

Once again, another embarrassing post by yours truly.

Also, I jumped on the Vine App bandwagon!
Add me! :)

How to Snapchat ... The Right Way

Okay so have any of you heard of this new thing called Snapchat?

Well I have

And let me tell you, when I first did I thought "man sooo stupid"

And my boyfriend said "you do not need another form of social media"

But did I listen to either of us and just not download it?

Of course not, because then I wouldn't be my actual self

So I got it

And I love it

Really all you do is send embarrassing photos of yourself to someone

Because let's face it, who doesn't love to do that

Especially when you know that the other person only has a certain amount of seconds to see it

Then it is gone forevaaa

Well, I mean I don't know if it's really gone ...someone controlling Snapchat probably has it hooked up to where they can always see all of our pictures .. but whatever

Anyways ... steps to properly Snapchatting

Step 1. Send funny/embarrassing picture of oneself

 This would be the "I burnt my tongue a week ago and it still hurts" picture I send to my sisters everyday

Step 2. Receive funny/embarrassing picture back

 Since I don't think I could get my sisters to actually send me embarrassing pictures let's just pretend it's them ... you get the point

Step 3. Send one back

 This would be my kissy face or duck face or whatever face you want to call it

Step 4. Again, receive one in return

 Step 5. Again send one back to the person

And that folks, is how you Snapchat

And this is what I do every day

From the moment I wake up until the moment I go to bed

Like me and my sisters actually send good morning and good night pictures

And let me tell you ... we look hot

I even get "potty break" or "shower time" pictures from my sisters

Yeah, we're that close

Be jealous

Anyways Happy Wednesday!

Two days from the weekend!

 Wait, was the world supposed to end today?

I thought that was the 21st?

Anyways, congrats on making it to today! 

The world did not end!

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Let's Talk....

About how my entire life is one big embarrassing moment

Like the fact that as I sit here and type this I am wearing black sweat pants

So what, right?

Yeah well I also have liquid glue stains all over them right now as well....

What my pants actually look like right at this second...

Or let's talk about the a night a few weeks ago

The new boy that I told you about here just so happened to be at my house

Well we went out for ice cream and I payed

When we got back he wanted to pay me back...

I said no..

He didn't listen and put money in my hand

So when he walked me to my front door I thought I would be sneaky

I took off across the front yard like a bolt of lightning

I thought I was going to make it to his truck to put the money in there when all of a sudden...

BAM

I hit the ground

I didn't trip over anything

I just fell ... flat on my face... or my shins because they both have huge bruises now

Or let's talk about how the other night at my friends we were all talking about something

And someone goes "Yeah Becca (talking about me) said this the other day"
And I yell "Yeah Becca said that!"

Um... what?

Want another one?
You know you are an alcoholic (not really, but whatev) when you get auto-corrected once and the person you are texting automatically sends back "are you drunk?"

Either I am a really good texter or I am just drunk toooooo much

I'm sure there are more moments for me to tell you about

But that would be embarrassing...