Yes, I said husbands
With an S.
Let me just introduce you to them
In no certain order
Because that would be rude
Just in case they read this sometime in the future, obvs
Ohhh Mr. Freese, how you instantly captured my heart last season
And we all know you are just waiting for the right time to hit a homerun ball to me that says "will you marry me?"
I do not hold it against you that you play for the StL Rams ..
But that is only because you are a very studly human being.
I am sorry to say that golf is like an insanely boring sport
But you make it worth watching
Your accent might help a little bit too...
Dear Tj Oshie,
It wasn't until I saw you speak on TV about the NHL lock out tonight that I decided you could be on this list.
And now if we could just do something about that hair...
Oh Bryce Harper
Your age and your temper should turn me away
But I just cannot help but just look at you and smile
You are just so darn cute!
And there you have it...
I may or may not have a slight obsession with sports players
Except for NBA players .... gross
Who is your future husband(s)?