When you are me... this happens...

Warning: this may gross you out

Or not

I have an extremely weak stomach

So it grosses me out to look at it

But you may have a stronger stomach

Like if someone makes a lougy sound around me

I barf

If someone spits around me

I barf more

If someone talks about vomit

I barf

If someone.... you get the point

Anyways, the other night (Sunday to be exact) I was watching my lovely Cardinals lose

It was depressing to say the least

When this boy came over to my house

So naturally I went outside to greet him

I also went outside barefoot (what? you don't walk around at night barefoot?)

I also left the door open

So while I was heading back towards the door my uncle started cheering

Naturally I got suppperrrrr excited, thinking it was going to be the Cards comeback!

(It wasn't by the way)

So I ran into the house to see what happened

And I literally ran into the house

Ignore my nasty ass feet

But my pinky toe does not usually look like that

Soooo then my aunt pulled it back into place

Usually she said they give you a numbing shot before they do it

But nope, I'm a badass and took the pain

Kidding, I screamed like a little girl

I hate pain

The x-ray

I don't know how to read it

It just looks gross

Also this was the night BEFORE my 21st birthday

So I got to walk around all birthday on crutches

And then had to sleep like this for the past couple nights

And then yesterday and today I was in this

All of these options annoy me so now I am just going to tough it out in a shoe

I know, I know, it's a baby toe

But listen to me when I say I AM A HUGE BABY

I hate pain

Any form of it

And I will let you know

End of story.

You are free to make fun of me.

You are also free to move about the country

Ha