One More Week!

Until the greatest holiday ever!

Halloween is right around the cornor folks.

Get exciteddddd

So in order to properly celebrate this great holiday here are a few things you need to do

1. You need to go out and buy a costume

If you are a girl (over the age of 18 please) you need to dress like a skank

Sorry, but it's the truth.

The sexy nurse idea never fails

2. You need to go to a haunted house

Just google haunted houses around your area and I'm sure there are some

You need to do this.

It's necessary in order to properly experience Halloween.

Although I did not get to go to one this year, next year I'll just go to two

Usually I go to the Darkness

It's been featured on the Travel Channel and whatnot

It's supposed to be scary

But I laugh

I'm just that tough

3. You need to go to a pumpkin patch

Again, not doing that this year .. unless something magically happens before next week

But I feel as if this is a vital part of the Halloween season

4. You need to eat caramel apples

And lots of them

These I have been eating

 The whole month of October

They are lovely

Here's a recipe

5. You need need need to watch scary movies

At least 5

Preferably 10

I love scary movies

Pretty much my favorite thing

I love being scared

Amityville Horror

Paranormal Activity

Friday the 13th

Nightmare on Elm Street

Saw

And there are many, many more scary movies
These are just a few suggestions

So now, go out and get all of this done in a week!
And then let me know how much you enjoyed it all!
Happy Halloween!