I would love to cook
I would love to be one of those Betty Homemakers that know how to cook everything
Like Julia Childs
But let's face it
I am not, nor will I ever be, Julia Childs
According to my uncle I "burn rice"
Pshhh yeah whatever
I can make some kick ass cereal
Oh, and mac n cheese
Although one time I didn't have milk so I used water
NEVER DO THAT
It was awful
So why can't I cook?
Let me tell you why
Yeah, I get that there are instructions
But seriously, who reads directions anymore?
It takes too long
By the time it's done cooking, I'm over it
I don't want to eat it anymore
So why waste my time?
And why are women expected to cook?
Explain to me why men think the woman needs to do the cooking
Whoever I marry will be cooking
Or will be rich enough for me to hire a chef
Because homegirl ain't cooking
You wouldn't want to eat burnt food every night would you?
Didn't think so
That is all.