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Friday, May 3, 2013

Why not fill you in on some uncomfortableness

It is now day 3 of the Everyday in May challenge
This is brought to you by Story of My Life
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Today I am to tell you about all things that make me uncomfortable
And there are a lot
For example:
I get highly uncomfortable when someone singles me out
Such as a professor
I had one do this in front of the class one time
I had missed the class before
So the next class he goes "Oh Becca, glad you decided to join us again"
Ass
 Another uncomfortable situation?
When I have pit stains for the first and only time in my entire life
The day of my cousins wedding
Where over 500 people are attending
Yeah I just pointed that out to you all
I also hate riding in elevators with people
Like do I talk to them
Or look at them
Or just look at the ground
Or my phone?
Gahhh what do I do?!
Or when I walk past someone I use to know
Do I look at them and say hi
Do I look down at the ground awkwardly?
Or once again pull out my phone and act like I'm doing something on it?
You know what else makes me uncomfortable for some reason?
Seeing people embarrass themselves
Like I get so embarrassed for them
Take for example all of those singing/talent shows on tv
I get embarrassed for all the bad people on there
Yeah, don't ask
You know what else makes me uncomfortable?
When the Cubs are ahead of the Cardinals in the standings
Thank god that only lasted like a day
This picture of my parents makes me uncomfortable
And we will now find out if my mom actually reads this here blog of mine
Because she will not like that I put this up
Boom
Also, looking at old pictures of myself makes me uncomfortable
I wonder if anyone else is embarrassed by just looking at my pictures
That is why some of them 90% are hidden
Like this one
Why was this picture taken?
And then why did I think it was a good idea to put it on Facebook?
Why do I think it's a good idea to put it on here now?
Because I love uncomfortable situations
Take for example this post right here
Yeah my life is one embarrassing/uncomfortable moment
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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Everything you already knew about Candy Crush

Well to start off today I am to educate you all on something I know a lot about
Which isn't a lot
I like to pretend I know a lot about everything
But let's face it
I'm just really good at acting
Maybe I should pursue that as a career...
Ehhhh
So I'm here to tell you all about this little game on my phone
It's what I like to call the game from hell
Or as others would call it.. Candy Crush
And although I am not that far in the game, I like to think I am awesome at it
Yes, yes I am
I started playing this little gem of a game before most people did
Yeah, I'm a hipster like that
And then I got stuck on level 35
And got mad
And deleted it
Then I met my boyfriend
Who is also addicted
(I like to tell him I'm taking him to rehab for it)
And so I got sucked back in
And I cannot stop playing it
See you have these little candy's you have to match
Three in a row .. or four .. or five
And then they disappear
And you have objectives
Like get the fruits and nuts to the bottom
Or clear jellys
Or get a certain amount of points in time
Easy right?
Wrong
Now I am stuck on level 98
My favorite part about the game is getting the donuts
Or what I like to call disco balls
You get them when you line up five candys
And when you put them together with a lined candy (that you get by lining up four)
They make all that same kind of candy turn into lines
And poof you have probably won that level
But then you swipe a candy thinking it will go one way
And it goes the other
And then you lose the level
Because your fingers are too big for the screen
Ughhh that part drives me crazy
Ps that cake up there?
Yeah I'll be making that for the boyfriends birthday
First world problems .. I swear
Anyways, now that you know everything you want to about Candy Crush
Not that you didn't already know all of that
Because everyone and their dog plays this game
So get on Facebook and send me lives peopleeee!
... I really need a life

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

I have found a challenge

So I have come across this gem of a blog
And I am so glad she is doing this Everyday in May
Because sometimes most of the time I have no idea what to write
Because all of the time my thoughts are just too jumbled to write about
And you would all be confused
Trust
Anyways, she has decided to give all of us an idea of what to write about
Everyday in May
Hence the name...


So, today's post is to write about my life in 250 words or less
When I thought this I thought, shit my life is way more exciting than 250 words
Then I thought who the hell am I kidding?
I lead a very normal, pretty boring, just plain life
With a little hint of chaos every once in awhile
And I love it that way
Does that count in my 250 words?
Surely not
So here it is:
Born October 22. I have two sisters and a brother. I am the oldest girl (aka the best). I grew up in a town of 2,200. Graduated with the same kids I started kindergarten with. Had a little rebellious stage while in high school but quickly grew out of it when my mom gave me “the look”. I had a core group of friends in high school and I am still friends with all of them today. I planned on going to college more than 2 hours away from home. I am currently ending my third year at a school 30 minutes away from home. I started in mass communications. Changed to elementary education after 2 years. Now I am going back to mass communications for my final year. The friends I have made in college will are some of the best friendships I have ever made. I have loved every minute of college and hated every minute of high school. I cannot wait to start my big girl life though and be able to finally live on my own. 

Don't count all the words
I don't think that's 250
But I told you, my life isn't that exciting
But I wouldn't trade it for anyone else's
Not even Beyonce's

So from now until May 31 I will (hopefully) be participating in this
Along with my other regular posts
Like the ones about my weekend
Because I know you love reading about those
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